This infograph just seals the deal. Hard.

This took a few minutes to sink in (and by 'few minutes' I definitely mean 12 minutes of sit and stare).  The years between 18 and 26 seem critical; so then what?  Fast forward to corpse?  Wtf.

The analysis...

18 - getting busy
21 - getting dizzy
26 - hopefully you've sucked enough d*cks (and have chosen the perfect fit).

Notice the legend that's below the timeline.  It allows some slack of (+/- 10 years), but this leeway is a little perplexing.  Puts the range at a maximum: 36-year-old...minimum: 8-year-old....  Which means either a lot of Lisa Frank stickers and LipSmackers or a high class hooker in OPI, dripping in Tiffany's.  Now, we've all toed the line but 8 years old may be just shy of some severe lawsuits.

It's the difference of Lindsay Lohan, now & then:

But aren't we all just a candle in the wind?  Get it while ya got it.  Hit it, EJ.