Dear Monday, please make me a deaf mute

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Do you remember when Britney Spears said she got to "go to a lot of overseas places like Canada"?  Right. Well, ladies and gentlemen.  Last night Miss Utah upped the ante and proposed that we 'create education better', for the win:

“I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to see how to … create education better. ...Thank you.”

Read more / view the desecration on youtube

Seems like both Mr. President and Mrs. First Lady have their hands full with this one.

Oh.  And wtf.  I'm not sure who Billy Horschel is, but I really want him to remove his pants. Haha. Aces.

To wear, or not to wear?  I had the same internal struggle with my Ho-Ho Halloween costume.  And I'm sure that everyone was hoping that I'd remove it, too.  It's called 'playing for keeps.'

Bets on which announcer will fumble "tentacles" for "testicles".  That shit will be viral.

...well-played, Ralph Lauren.