Single is...eating fro yo for dinner every night.

You know you're single when:

• Fro yo is a dinner staple.  Topped with enough brownies and maraschino cherries to qualify as a well-rounded meal that Michelle Obama's food pyramid would hail.
• Your evening routine consists of the Fro Yo dinner and an episode Netflix...a series that has at least 5 seasons to keep you through 1-2 weeks.
• Nobody argues with your Netflix series choice
• You understand this feed completely: thanks buzzfeed
• Your bank account is actually in the green
• Now your friend's friends are trying to set you up with someone great they know
• You buy seven bagels on a Sunday because your household has: four ladies, three gents
• You say "eff that" and still eat two bagels.  SUCKAS.