Buttering a scone? FOOTBALL ON YOUR PHONE.

USA Today just made you the happiest sports fan ...ever.  For football on your phone, and for the Manning brothers' epic grand slam video.

Although, every stylist ever is probably highly offended by the Justin Timberlake curls (circa 1998) and Adam Sandler's Little Nicky hair slick.

I'm not.

My dad is a huge Giants fan.  Please refer to this picture:

This isn't really my father.

Yes.  That huge.  So I sent him the video and he got all excited and had to make it viral with his buddies.  I swear I heard him giggle on the phone.  I start shooting him quotes:

Me:  Buttering a scone?  FOOTBALL ON YOUR PHONE
Dad: What does that mean
Me:  Watch the video!
Dad:  I will but the audio was not on

...we'll have to work on the generation gap.