Buttering a scone? FOOTBALL ON YOUR PHONE.

USA Today just made you the happiest sports fan ...ever.  For football on your phone, and for the Manning brothers' epic grand slam video.

Although, every stylist ever is probably highly offended by the Justin Timberlake curls (circa 1998) and Adam Sandler's Little Nicky hair slick.

I'm not.

My dad is a huge Giants fan.  Please refer to this picture:

This isn't really my father.

Yes.  That huge.  So I sent him the video and he got all excited and had to make it viral with his buddies.  I swear I heard him giggle on the phone.  I start shooting him quotes:

Me:  Buttering a scone?  FOOTBALL ON YOUR PHONE
Dad: What does that mean
Me:  Watch the video!
Dad:  I will but the audio was not on

...we'll have to work on the generation gap.

#JUNIORYEAR

JUNIOR. YEAR. ANTHEM.

Don't fight the feeling.

Single is...eating fro yo for dinner every night.

You know you're single when:

• Fro yo is a dinner staple.  Topped with enough brownies and maraschino cherries to qualify as a well-rounded meal that Michelle Obama's food pyramid would hail.
• Your evening routine consists of the Fro Yo dinner and an episode Netflix...a series that has at least 5 seasons to keep you through 1-2 weeks.
• Nobody argues with your Netflix series choice
• You understand this feed completely: thanks buzzfeed
• Your bank account is actually in the green
• Now your friend's friends are trying to set you up with someone great they know
• You buy seven bagels on a Sunday because your household has: four ladies, three gents
• You say "eff that" and still eat two bagels.  SUCKAS.

I'm definitely not a Nascar fan. But when I am, I melt for David Stremme.

Ow owww!

Ugh, my hometown heart is bursting.

Saw that pic during my morning Facebook peruse.  Mr. Stremme was taking the Genessee Brewery Tour - holla atcha!  Not only do I love beer, but I desperately adore the Genessee Brewery.  It's a pride/Upstate roots thing.

Digging the dude.  Digging the car.  Hometown rep-re-SENT!