Bring back your Bump-it and slap on the SmoothGroove. Party is ON. I have an aversion to spandex - between bulges, camel toe, and cheddar...it can get Like. You see a lot of goodness at the gym, in the grocery store...it's customary to throw up a leg in your bathroom and check out your fancy to make sure it's NOT. VISIBLE.
Marc Jacobs, I have a lot of questions for you, sir. This is everything that I've been waiting for this past decade and will no doubt save many-a-retina. But somehow, knowing that this gem is on the market does not make it available to those in need.
Here's the scoop:
"SmoothGroove resembles a small rubber shoe horn and attaches itself to your underwear with the help of tiny Velcro dots...
It's made from a medical grade polymer which moulds itself to the contours of the body; it contains an antibacterial agent, so it is safe" [telegraph.co.uk]
Have you heard the song by Fannypack - "Camel Toe". It's the shit.
We started playing that at The Gym a few years back. Excellent iTunes find; truth in every rhyme. So from Vajazzle to Camel Toe, 5am has had it covered.
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